Your average vampire costume sucks. And not blood. It just sucks. It's more of a Drag-ula than anything. It doesn't get Bram Stoker stoked, is what we're saying. That's why, this Halloween, you should pick up the Men's Vampire Costume from us. It's a classic monster thing, and hey, it comes with a freaking cape, which you can wear all sorts of places. Or maybe use as a bath towel when you're isn't clean. This Vampire Costume can also double as a tuxedo for your wedding, whether or not you're getting married on Halloween. Pick up this beauty (slaps top of costume), and you've got a jumpsuit for just about anything you need, even if it's flying through windows and sucking people's blood (please don't do that. It's weird).